benisnotfunny (benisnotfunny) wrote in austincommunity,
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Puppies

I read a book recently called "How to Score, BIG TIME" and one of the suggestions I found in there was to get a puppy (and make sure it's cute) and put yourself in locations with a lot of female traffic (I was considering Planned Parenthood cause I know many of those chicks are getting The Pill...hello!). I guess how it works is that they say she's cute, I say "yeah, I just saved her recently from a barn that had started to collapse out at some land where I was doing a modeling shoot and heard her cries. I got her out just in time. I want to take her canoeing this weekend but I think trying to keep up with her and paddle, etc. all by myself might be hard. And besides, she'd probably knock over the lunch I bring. I didn't take gourmet cooking classes to have it all spilled in the wet bottom of a canoe...ha ha ha!" Anyway, I'm getting into too many details, but I was looking for any suggestions about good local places to use my puppy bait?
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